Gather round flock It is time for another episode of the buy cast. I am Jamie bendele, joined by Jamie Hernan and Adam Hague. Baa Baa. Welcome, sheep, sheep. All right, we're gonna talk about how you actually call sheep. Maybe not today, but eventually do have some interesting content for you this episode. Have you ever thought about which bunk you might prefer? Should you find yourself in prison? We help answer that question. In addition, special guests we call them mystery guests this time around Instagram influencer manager, Father, Father, all of the above all of the above so you want to hang in for the entire episode. And don't wander too far. There's some good Spencer's gifts stuff in there too. Oh, well. Yes. Also, we have her little shout out to the unkillable retail megaplex that is Spencer gifts ever die and I always want to say novelties although it is not part of the official Spencer's name Alright, stay tuned. Check it out. This is the BA cast enjoy shape. All right, welcome back. I am Jamie bendele. I am joined by Jamie actually wanted to we had an error on the description of Jamie's last name. Let's go around. We did yeah, it's not her resolve it it's not Hernan is that are harder or softer Hernan everything about me is hard. Oh, yeah. And Okay. Is there anyone else in the podcast? Because I think there's a third guy. Well, known for the clarification. I was getting to your introduction. Okay, if we could focus more on my name, though. No, I really liked the part with JB question mark. And then and then I was about to give it go ahead and hit me with the big guy asked what is the heart are? No, I'd like to hear what my name sounds like. My name is Mike with a soft dar. Not all the silent are there are some languages in which the AR is silent. Even. Yeah, but there are times where it gets into and I've and I've had this happen to me, I have to own the initial error that I make in someone's name. Because it's forever on how they're in my phone. Their email, contact information is wrong. You just got to own it. At some point, do you never you've never had that where you've gotten the wrong name for a long period of time I made a mistake. And I've and I've had to live with the mistake as though it was some sort of intentional thing. Okay, so like if somebody named Tony that you refer to as Steve for years, years, and eventually He's like, I don't want bring this up. But no, it's a little embarrassing. My name is Tony. I have done it where I know the introduction gets made to another person. And then I'm like, oh my god. I've been calling you Kevin for ever. Remember that third guy on the podcast? Yeah. Okay. All right. Jamie vandal Jamie Heenan. Wait a bit before you get to that I just want to I don't hurt Yeah, I'd like to focus on on my name more and also is there I won't say a statue limitations, but it's their squatters rights at a point after you called someone. Kevin for three years. Kevin? Right. Yeah. Just allowed to call them Kevin at that point. Yeah. not amused. My confirmation name was Kevin. What was this? Yeah, together guy literally. Oh, our guy Jeremy Elliot's. Terry. So here's his we have a B. We have two H's. I think we should be the podcast. podcast. I love it. I love it. Yeah, it's easy. podcast podcast. Hey, check out the podcast. Yeah, it sounds like pod sounds like podcast, but it's a podcast, but it could be entirely about sheep. It's a podcast like podcasts. Yeah, because of our physiques. Not a bad, not a bad. Okay, bah, bah. Respond that BHA bhh No, no you're not you're denigrating Oh, Baka podcast podcast. baja cast wahaca this is mute. Okay, thank you. The baja cast not the behind we're not it's not a religious Baja. So listen, I have this all set up. The people who are the subscribers and the listeners there are sheep are the shepherds it's the podcast I love it and just one episode I Sheba Hi, just just in case it's weird, you know because we want to have the beat Bendel, you have the agent Hernan, but who's the third guy? Who said that? No, I don't think we did. Yeah, I said it twice. Okay, so Adam Hague, ladies and gentlemen. Hey, hey. You guys can decide which who's the last stage? Who's the first stage? I mean, that's up to you guys. I'll be the last stage. No. Oh, no. Over my dead body. I call it anyway, you got hump? What did you? What did you do with the sign outside your old office? Every time I drive to the new office, I drive by the location of the old office and I missed the sign. Well, so they have this rule. When you stop paying rent, and you move out after a year. They make you take this he didn't take he didn't keep the sign. Did you keep the sun? No. Was it a sign or was it just letters? It was a sign but it was pretty high up and it would have involved me having to get out a ladder. It was great. Whoa, you just drew it away. Or you just somebody destroyed it. I think I just left it there. And somewhere. It's no longer there now. Yeah, I think I just left it there. Yeah. Wow. That seems like I mean, it was right as you're leaving the Qt wait and turn. Boom. looking right at you. Yep. Yep. Yeah, it worked out wonderfully for me. It's your last name is Hernan. Yes, it is. Okay. The podcast. I love it. podcast. Yes. Jeep. Welcome to the podcast. We are your shepherds. Yes. guiding you through the crazy issues that are facing you in life. I still think you're saying podcast. It's by close to sound like that's the whole idea. Yeah, the podcast because we're in such good shape. I'm Adam. Hey, you're second agent. Oh, that doesn't sound good. You should try middle age. Try that again. I can't even do a middle H is that like an octave? Lower? spell it with two H's and I don't really want the top of our u top or bottom? If we're if we're the bottom bunk bed your ages? Yes. bunk. bunk. bunk H, vertical be horizontal edges. Yeah. Out of the middle. Ah, yeah, I'm a top you're a bottom. Boom. took like two seconds to resolve that. Really good. That was good. I'm very, very happy to shape. Welcome back to the sheep. Where am I see, Pat, what's up sheep. But those peoples? Can we? Can we put the H in front of the B? And then ruins the other age thing in front of the whole thing? No, it doesn't work at all. I mean, we're calling it the bad cast. So no, not out the window. Not the bad the Ba ba ba ba cast. We are the shepherds. So anyhow, she are we are I'm sorry. Yeah, it's good intro, it felt good. But I just do I just feel like we're ignoring the rules of vowels. Like, I don't know that we're ignoring rules of vowels. One of the we are routing. We did forget a little bit the rule of introductions, but says, name everybody at the table. But forget that. It's cool. All right, I got it. You did say it later. But now when we were bentyl, do the introduction and talked for a long time before? Yeah, do the introduction. Again. If you get tired after the first two names, it's Go ahead. say here's what I'm say. Don't do it again. If you're listening to today's podcast, next podcast, we're gonna do it another way differently. I have another intro for you. Yeah, it may not be the same way. Probably won't because we'll probably mentioned me could mention you as the second age. Yeah, yeah. Probably. I thought you're gonna be middle edge. You're taking the middle aged top bunk. Okay. I gotcha. Yeah, top bunk second. Ah, all right. So that raises an interesting question. Do you feel like were you to be in prison? you'd actually care about which bunk you're on? Yes. I would want to be on the top bunk definite top bunk. And what's the rationale behind being top bunk and present? One I think if we ever get jumped it's harder to get to me on the top bunk than it is to get to the bottom bunk as a bottom bunk guy, you're already basically have very few options as far as escape you're basically in a cave right I think your space within a space your space within a space and said I think I would want space within the space solid but now I have the entire between me and the ceiling, which I'm going to assume is actually probably better than the area that the bottom lock has to the second vaulted ceilings in prison. I mean, your don't do that anymore. No. In fact, Most times when they list prison dimensions they very rarely include height. Really? Yeah, it's a six by six l it's not six by six by six L. How do they fit the coffered ceilings? They don't do coffered ceilings, there's no recessed lighting. Whoa. So how big is the second bunk? Is it like kissing I'm saying it could be. It could be. Because that gets a little creepy. Okay, here's another question. Have you ever seen a prison movie where the guy in the top bunk escapes? No, it's always the bottom bunker that digs his way out. Top bunkers left there. Obviously open, unexposed top bunk in it trying to dig a hole at the ceiling. I mean, the problem is you got to really dig down for gotta dig down further. I gotta basically make up the six feet. Well, I'm assume maybe you can go up digging into a shaft of some kind. Yeah, I mean, I think you go up, but you're gonna see your cellmate digging, and you're gonna tell him I'm coming with you. But you have to do all the digging. So basically, you get the escape and don't have to do any of the work. Be in the top bunker in the top bunker. You're like the foreman of the escape? digging? I don't think so. I think you go in the event that you go to prison? Yeah. For a variety of reasons. Any reason you claim bottom bunk, cell cave, bottom bunk, pass. Still want to be top bunker. Yeah, you haven't convinced me. I still think I feel better at my top bunk. I feel like a sense of freedom. Maybe it's the whole Okay, now you're in claustrophobic, not claustrophobic thing. Do you feel like you'd rather be paired with somebody who had a similar length sentence to you? Or you'd rather have somebody who is maybe closer to getting out. So you get somebody new later on in your own bid. Now because you get emotionally attached to your soulmate? And then they're gone. That's how you become Sally's. So yeah, you're saying you want the same sentence? Right? You want the same sentence? So you're assembling it together? Right? Yeah, sure. I think that's right. I don't want Yeah, cuz we're basically both committing to a long haul relationship here. They're very little out. It's like is if there was a marriage, and it was worse than marriage, because the divorce rate you can get a divorce. I don't know if you can divorce yourself. But if you had a marriage, and your spouse was only required to stick around for seven years, but you were around for 20. You know, it'd be a little rocky. So worst? Yeah. So if you have I am told that in some marriages, some people leave early. emotionally. Yeah. And that's not a good situation. Would you want to have a cellmate who's emotionally checked out from you? Or would you want somebody who is committed to you? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Well, yeah. agreement, we all want the same, same sentence, if they're on their way out, unless you need someone on the outside. So you need someone who you can get close to you. And then you're going to use yourself for that on the outside. Yeah, you need somebody who knows what you've been through. Right, exactly. It's kind of like your your bunkmate from Camp. Now I got people on the outside I got people on the inside the two don't don't mix. Yeah, and I'm not gonna use my silly as my guy on the outside. I got somebody else for that. Could be unreliable, because you know, he has a criminal record. Yeah. I don't. I mean, obviously, I have a criminal record on my own. No, Judge, I find myself in prison with no judging. Okay, now, hypothetically, you're you come in, you've met your new roommate. You're setting up your space? To the extent that you get to set up your space? Do you go? Both heads and bunks on the same end? Or do you or do reverse it? head to foot head to foot? Depends on this snore? I don't think it does. or smell. I don't think it does. I think your distance from the smell is not is pretty significant. There's you're not gonna have a smell issue. And I think that the snoring issue is not really going to be impacted one way or the other. But I do think I go I go the opposite of whatever the other bunk is. Go opposite of the bunk. Yeah. So the reason I do that is so that I can either pop, if I'm a bottom, I pop my head out, and I can look at the guy for a conversation. Or if I'm a top I can just lean down and see the guy's face and see. Yeah, that's from a communication standpoint. Yeah. easier. I think so less intimate. Yeah, cousin. Yeah, it's not really close to each other. Yeah. Which would be awkward. I mean, there's enough awkwardness as a so anyhow. All right. How long when you went to prison? Do you think it would be before you? Do you think you'd go in and be like, all of my personal privacy issues are out the window, and I'm just gonna have to get used to open cell coffee and squat. Now. I think my body would shut down for a while. I think I think I could possibly like Mentally shut it down for a week at least. Okay. Yeah, but then once you're in, I mean, yeah, no pooping for a week. Yeah. But then eventually, it's gonna happen whether you it's probably gonna happen while you're in that bunk bed in the middle of the night. I mean, because I haven't gone in a week. Right. And I have a big, you know, suddenly they're feeding me and the most at the clinic. I don't think the prison gets involved in the bowel habits. Really? I don't think so. Not unless your bunkmate reports you says the guy's been here for a week. I haven't seen him on the toilet one time. And we have a long sentence, you're gonna go in there from the get go and just get cool with it. Yeah, just gonna understand this, is it? Yeah, nothing with me for a week is not gonna really be worth nothing. I think it would. I'm not doing it on purpose. I just think my body would shut it down. Mentally, and then i think i think there has to be an adjust well, so let's keep in mind, you've probably already gone through the adjustment period during a while awaiting trial. Oh, good. Good. Good. Good point. You've probably been in you've probably had some time in jail captivity, you know, incarceration experience. So like, when you're at home, you would just leave the door open and and do things to prepare yourself. I'm assuming if I'm going to prison, I've committed a crime that I'm not getting bail for. So I've been since they got me in prison. I've been I've been awaiting trial. Yeah, so that's your standard, you're going to commit a crime, you want it to be one that's going to send you to prison. I prefer not to commit a crime, or go to prison just saying it for the purposes of our hypothetical here. I'm assuming arrest, continuous incarceration. When I was in Boston, I had this awesome prison that was right on the water. And it was really it was awesome views out of out of this prison. It was it was super great. Like all of the, the each each cell had a little window that overlooked the waterfront. And that was the window to high for them to actually look out of No, no, no, super nice. If you're going to go to prison, Boston's not a bad place to do it. Well, so that's an interesting perspective, because a lot of times prisons are put in desolate places. Yes, they should really locate prisons near where crimes are being committed. You shouldn't have to have additional travel. A lot of times people want to take dangerous prisoners away from society. Right and put them someplace and you say no, keep them in society. Or keep them close. I think that there should be some awareness of a motivation to get back productively into society. Oh, by being surrounded by society, people live in their lives. Okay. Okay, so I have prisoners, like, you know, monsters, you you wind up with more monsters. So you you have the prison right in the middle of the mall with glass walls. So they basically see around Oh, that's the smoking room. Non smoking room. Yeah. Yeah. You may have just solved the commercial real estate real estate crisis, because every community has a mall that could be totally turned into a prison. That's a good point. You're surrounded by the big parking lot. You have a nice look. That big parking lot allows for a nice, you know, food court probably easily turned into a mess hall totally. And the right thing is it probably wouldn't happen. If you basically told people if you stop going to those stores, we're going to replace it with a prison. Suddenly, people are going to the big law might not be enough. Might not be enough. I think there will come a time when the last store in the mall is going to be a Spencer's gifts. They were there when I was a kid. They're still there. Now. You might even be in the prison, and you don't know what they're selling the commissary. Like selling all the same kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah. But I don't think kids are still interested in that stuff anymore. Like No, I'm pretty sure. Not even close. Now. I still don't even want to go to the far back of the store. The illicit thrill of the back corner of you kidding me? What that was adulthood back? Yeah. What is this? I'm talking about adult adult adult had libs, where you're literally walking by the things that have curse words on it. And I'm making direct icon. I don't know. peripheral vision, baby, right? Like I'm pretty sure that says something bad. Let's take another loop. I think that T shirt has boobies on it. Dude, your mom's gonna be here in like 45 minutes. We can walk around one more time. Yeah, it'll be cool. So it was back to Spencer gifts. At this point. Interesting. I thought we're going back to prisons, but we're gonna dispense gifts. Okay. Could you walk into a Spencer's at this point? Yeah, I think I could. I think I could confidently walk into Spencer gifts. Can you find $100 worth of merchandise that you would be comfortable purchasing and wearing out of the store? That's a harder one. Really only because I'm not familiar with what's being sold in the Spencer gifts right now. Yeah, they gotta have some t shirts in there that are okay. Right? Something they probably still sell posters. Probably a T shirt. This is vote Bendel, you know, the one of the last places where posters are available. Oh, yeah, I guess yeah, yeah. posters. I think you probably get those. Any kind of like, like action figures? Definitely. Definitely blacklight posters always a blacklight. Right. Yeah. I wonder if they had those posters. Remember, we were in college where you could squint a little bit and an image, a 3d image would come up to the poster, like, Whatever happened to those? Why don't they ever have in like, law and order, they just take the suspect into the back corner of Spencer gifts where the blacklight is on, right. And all the DNA on them pops up. Yeah, I mean, you don't really need this fancy DNA flash. Lab. We all just come on. We're gonna question you as we walk casually through the mall. I just figured out the best scene for the next Paul Blart Mall Cop. He's like, he's like, we've got a DNA room. He goes back to Spencer's gifts to the black. Question you back here? Yeah. This is the Spencer's? Yeah, absolutely. Jamie, what's up, Adam? What are you getting away for Christmas? Something very thoughtful and expensive. Oh, see, that's not the right answer. That's not what women want anymore. Really? You know what women really want. Let me tell you, they want stuff with their zip code. They want they live in a fancy zip code. They want shirts, they want hats. They want earrings. They want ornaments. I've seen a lot of people with this zip code earrings. Very popular. Yeah, they're huge, but not as huge as our sponsor. Tell me about our sponsor. So our sponsors called zip codes on stuff.com. And while the local boutique store sells that stuff for $120 for that T shirt, you can get the same quality shirt there for like 70 bucks. Hey, Adam. Hey, Jay. You getting your spouse for Christmas? I'm getting my spouse, something from zip codes on stuff.com. Can I suggest a stocking stuffer? Ooh, what do they have for stocking stuffers? phone number on pillows? calm. We're doing a new add chocolate. I was like, how are we gonna work this to ads, it's back to back. I see. I've seen these. And they're really helpful for sometimes the older parents that have now forgotten. And remember, a lot of kids these days don't even realize we used to have to know phone numbers. So Adam, if my wife wants to live in a different zip code, can I get her stuff with a different zip code? See, that's the great part. A lot of times these boutique stores are only for your zip code. But let's say you live in Minnesota, but you mom just moved to St. Pete Florida. Well, she doesn't want something from Minnesota on her pillow. No, no, she wants her St. Pete zip code. So what you do is you get on zip codes on stuff calm and they'll put it on the St. Pete zip code. How do they do that? You don't even have to live there. It's a internet it's kind of everywhere. 90210 is not available it's a coats calm and stuff cheap. Out dirty by zipper throw pillow with numbers on and stuff. Alright, welcome back to the podcast sheep. We got a special guest on the line. recap if you're just joining the flock, Jamie Bendel Jamie, Hernan and Adam Hey Craig. All right. So when our guests on this episode is not selling millions of tons of his product, he is managing the career of Instagram and Tiktok superstars with millions of followers. Some would say his clients were born for him to manage them. He's a man of many trades Hawking a product as dark as the sum of the souls he deals with in the City of Angels. He's known to some as Michael Rosie to the ones who love him. Please welcome Michael rose Maya's. Oh my goodness. What's up, buddy? Rosie, I can't believe we got you. That was a great introduction. I appreciate it. I'm surprised you guys didn't put the fan noise in like they do at the baseball game. button. Post edit. In post edit. It'll be it'll be in crazy standing ovation sound and then we're gonna have you saying I'm surprised you didn't put the sound in so that everyone's gonna think you're done. Yeah, so this is this is a big get. I think this is a great get. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the guy. Yeah. He's bringing a lot to the table. He has seven daughters. Seven, right. Actually six and a wife, six and seven women. I'm sorry, seven women and now six daughters. each of whom are more. That brings us to another special episode of the show where Rosie meet your daughter. You have a daughter. Come on in. Meet Sharif. It is a much much better episode than six daughters for seven husbands. Yes, indeed. Yeah. Sorry. Six daughters, each of whom is more famous than any of the four of us on this podcast right now. Correct. Am I right about that? Yeah, actually I have I have one daughter that had more views than LeBron James on the NBA championship night. What? Really? What? Tell us about that how that comes up? Yeah, her name is because she got kicked in the groin by her sister. She's one of those tictactoe she got kicked in the groin by her sister. And apparently 6.5 million people enjoyed them. And only about 5.9 people enjoyed LeBron James winning the national championship. Now, I have noticed that you are a bit of a prop in some of your daughter's videos. Really? Yeah, well, I think we all realize his father's and I think each one of us are proud fathers. But we all have a moral obligation to humiliate ourselves on social media for the benefit of our kids. And hopefully, I get to see you guys out there someday, enjoying the same humiliation that I do? Well, I will tell you that I I have been invited to participate in the TIC tocs of my children on numerous occasions and thus far I've always resisted. But perhaps I'm limiting their their potential growth. Your your answers. You are you're limiting their growth. Yeah, having a dad like you and that would be incredible. So Rosie explained to us you you have what's the range of daughters as far as age. All right. I always always mess this one up. I get in trouble with the old lady, but the youngest is 14. Okay, she has a twin, identical twin can't pull them apart. The oldest is 23. So am I assuming? Is that other? That's the party messes. I look. Yeah. Yeah, 14 and maybe three, three seconds. Three seconds. Do you want to? Do you want to record a couple versions of that answer with different ages just in case we can, you know, edit it later. If you tell us you can call us back. So that starts at 14 and the oldest is how old 23. Okay. Okay, man, that's and you have one set of twins, not more than one set of twins. One set of twins then the interesting part about having that many kids close together is at one point in time I had four diapers. Wow. What does Disney have them? were kids one with my wife. Hey, this is Disney look like you must just be incredible. Like just Okay, let me tell ya. Okay, here's how I would do Disney. I don't know how Rosie did it. If I had four kids in diapers. I would take a four day trip to Disney and each kid got one day. That just makes sense. And I'm buying one for day pass. Yeah. And you're rotating. Rotating kids though. I think that just makes sense. I am not trying to manage multiple toddlers. No, there's not enough. There's not enough adults to handle teacups about your time about sharing diapers. And do you leave the other three at home by themselves or in a hotel room to battle royale assuming I'm leaving them with my spouse? Oh, the spouse me and the child. We are going to Disney we're having a great time. Yeah. And tomorrow you know we're gonna do I'm going to Disney again with a different kid have a great trip. What do you guys do it? Oh, you're with three kids in a small hotel room. Enjoy. That sounds miserable. I'm going to Disney roses crew is so large that every time he gets on a ride at Disney the wait time changes. Yeah, you probably you probably could have stopped with just me getting on. All right, but So talk to me about though because that is a fleet of children to manage. Were you guys to cars every place was it. You got the 15 passenger church fan going like how? Tell me how that size family moves through the world. Well, at a younger age, when I my kids used to listen to me, I could get them all into one car. We started out with Ford excursion and then went over to the Nissan nV 3500 HD s l that had the 15 as the 15 seats for 14 beer holders. Whoa and a few out now that I don't have control of them, we usually take three or four cars wherever we go. Yeah, you roll up like an FBI raid. Yeah. Basically, it's a motor car cars, bullet arrows. It's a motorcade. But so Rosie, what is the boy's situation? And how difficult it I mean, they must have a ton of suitors coming by how is that handled series? I mean, I know we joked about this many times. But how is that seriously handled? Do you have a methodology for vetting out? Gentlemen suitors or, you know, tell us how that works? Well, it's funny you say that I've got three extra guys in the house tonight. And the and they all seem to be gentlemen. But my my first The first test is making certain that they're smaller than me. And that's, that's not too hard, which is 95%. So we haven't cut out a lot of the good news is that hasn't cut yet as daughter selection point. This year. It's a second part of the test. It's a little bit harder is I have to be smarter than them. So. So now there's a lot more added back to the table. Okay. Pretty smart guy, though. Very smart guy. Yeah, you're just a little something. But yeah, you are incredibly intelligent. I want to know that. I feel like he's set us up to say that right there. I think I think that was maybe you will not Oh, I bet they're gonna say I'm so smart. All right, I want to I do have a legit question. Has there been any person whose name we would know? That is sort of a famous type person who has proverbially slid into your daughter's DMS? I actually there have been a lot of them has a blue checkmark next to them, which apparently means that a very special Well, they're verified that means who they are. Yeah, there's been some professional athletes that were quick, too. Quick to get off. Now, the most famous one that recently came in, though, interestingly, is marked Amelio, the Emilio's. Oh, that's the like, isn't it? Like the top of the top with a tick tock? The Domino's are like, yeah, yeah. You know, I've tried the management thing. But I think I've told you guys before that, it's actually it's harder to be a manager than it is to be a parent. Because as soon as I tell my kids, something that makes sense, like, how to write off certain expenses, or how to form a company, they laugh at me and tell me to go f myself. So it didn't really pay much attention to me, unless I can yell at them and take away their keys and their and their cell phones. So b. So I tried the management thing doesn't quite work that I do that the agents that come up to them and try to pitch them on, on these type houses or pitch them on these. What do you call them reality television shows. And interestingly, interestingly, they just got invited to one of those. I guess they call them content houses now called the Yep, yep. You see them on television here pretty soon. And it's called something like hype house, Beverly Hills or something. So you got these. You've got these three guys, extra guys at your house right now. You want to bring them on? We can just vet them. We can go through an interview process. No, I would love it. Yeah, I think that's a bad idea. Conceptually. I do have a little so if if they make a keeping up with the Kardashian style show about your family, and you're unwilling to appear on camera. I'm totally down to be proxy Rosie. But it's a step in. Yeah. There are some similarities. Actually, I think what would what you could do just is Bendel. You know, the pandemic is treated bendall well, right. So he could come on, he's ready for camera. If you have a scene where like the storyline goes to where you're getting a little sickly. I'll come in right behind. Yeah, I'll just I'll be I'll be sickly right, Rosie? Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. It'll be like a my three dad's kind of twist on the totally keeping up. kind of show. Is that a new Rosie? He doesn't look as good as he is Adam gonna be the Bruce Jenner? Yeah, the non decathlete. Yeah. So I think we got it. We've got to, to wrap it up here. Rosie, thanks for coming on. Yeah, you've been an incredible guests. You. I'm excited. We we're gonna we're gonna put the plug out for the Instagram. Not that they need it from us. But we'll make sure that it's on our website. And they can link through and see Rosie's daughter's we may send them a podcast t shirt. Yeah, we'll get you guys maybe wear a T shirt that maybe you wear out? I don't know. Maybe talk about us. 1000 to a couple of years. Something like that. I don't know specifically how that works. Yeah. before we're supposed to talk about it out loud. Maybe listen to us at the hype house Beverly Hills. I don't even know something. I mean, even like the third most followed daughter like we don't even need you know, I'm not the best kid. No, no, he's talking about like the the least followed twin. Yeah, yeah. Hey, would you send me a black t shirt and brown bag of cash and I'll make sure that shirt gets more. We got you. We got you. We got plenty of brown bags of cash here. Plenty of brown bags of cash. All right. So that's Rosie. Thanks for joining us. Rosie been a pleasure talking with you. Man. All right. So that's our common friend Rosie, we play hoops with him all the time. His kids are amazing. You should be following him. You probably are already following him. Yeah, you joined our flock? Well, after you join, there's Yes. So it's a different dynamic, right? Because you, as you were just saying, like, it's a weird world where it's a weird world where you can have 6 million people watching your kid do something, but they're also kind of creating this new economy thing to where, you know, content builders, like them, you know, be whatever the content is turn content into money is turning it into money. And it also makes sense because they're getting more eyeballs than anybody else. Like NBC is not getting 6 million people to watch woolen grey on certain things, but and it's what we're doing. Yeah. I mean, we're turning this content into brown bags of cash. Yeah, brown bags round. Actually cash, lots of them. I don't know if we've picked a name for the LLC yet, but I go with brown bags of cash. Yeah. I'm pretty sure Rosie was asking for brown bags of cash from us. No, no. Don't get into the details. Are you worried about all the specifics? As long as it's brown bags, cash that's all about I don't even think we should be mentioning it as much as we are. A little bit skeezy? Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah. My fault that my friend has two daughters who are wildly successful who might want to wear a T shirt that has something that's related to me on it. I don't be embarrassed about that. No, I'm not. results in case you don't wander too far. Coming up next comment guest Edie? Have you ever found yourself on a podcast with a narrator? That has far too good a commercial radio voice? Oh my god. Are you serious? Because we're talking about Jamie now, right? We were talking about Ben? Yeah, yeah. He has a crazy good voice. Don't you think that we need to replace him to make you and me look better? Honestly, that's what I thought you were supposed to be doing in the editing. He said it was really great. And you and I sound like frickin Donald Duck. So what are we gonna do about that? I was hoping you would fix it in the post. What if there was a store to find mediocre podcast hosts? Oh, my God. Are you serious right now? I'm serious. Because Are we the mediocre podcast hosts that they're going to replace? Or is it Jamie? What are we talking about? We need a mediocre podcast host to replace Jamie so that we elevate our own appeal. I love this idea. How do I find a mediocre host? You go to mediocre hosts.com Oh, that's awesome. I can't wait to get rid of Bendel and get myself a mediocre podcast host. If you need a mediocre podcast host go to mediocre host.com not a real product. A cheap you get over there and you buy yourself a host Hello. Hello. The weird boy. Yeah, well, I'm the other Jamie. I'm not wait. I was always the other Jamie. But now you're the only other Jamie you're the actual Jamie ogress. There's so many Jamie's congratulate nightmare. Congratulations, Jamie on becoming the Jamie. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. So Natty bumper car. You know, this is the this the podcast with Jamie and Jamie. And there's two Jamie's on the podcast. So while we're just introducing each other, there's there's me to the third guy, you guys. The non Jamie. Jamie. Yeah. Jamie squared. And and the and the other guy and Adam. Yeah, Adam gets equal billing. But it's, you know, I don't think I do get equal billing This is becoming a thing. No, in the context of, you know, guest introduction, it seems to me like there's a lot of Jamie and Jamie, not a lot of Adam. I think in fairness, when you call your friend named Jamie, you assume that the voice that you're going to hear is from the actual Jamie. Not that, you know, not Yeah, incidence, a different Jamie bear. Especially when the phone says that Jamie calling Jamie calling solid point, right. Yeah. Can I track my objection? Do you have any advice? Do you have Adam, are you like a producer or something? I don't understand. Yeah, no. He's actually in the other room. the talents of this stupid. What every producer says he is the producer feels like, Yeah. Wow, actually, kind of in keeping with the original Adam, from a biblical standpoint, he was really just a producer. Wait a minute doing all the work. Do they produce anything? Mm hmm. Okay. Yes, my boss totally wants a rib to make a person for tomorrow. I can't meet you. Yeah. You can take a day off for that. I would assume there were not a lot of days around at that time. Right? That that would be probably very loosey goosey personal leave policies. I think it's like kind of COVID home workplace right now where it's like kind of work but kind of not so Yeah, Garden of Eden was pretty slick. Wait a minute if you're on our Hang on a second, if in a if if. And again, I'm not clear on all the details Jamie can fill us in on them specifically, but I think Adams, kind of main job was naming everything, right. Yeah, I mean, that was definitely Yeah, big things. He's like that's the goat. Right? That's your only job is to walk around and name stuff. Yeah. Which is a killer gig. Oh my god, could you imagine? It would be the best job particularly when you're all by yourself? Like there's no committee. There's no workshop. There's no meeting to discuss. What are the physical characteristics of this thing? I was reading today about a spirits buyer like someone who buys alcohol for like, the wine wine stores? Because he just kind of was the setup for the devil. No, it sounds like that's the beard fire. Yeah. Is does he hang out with the day vampires? Yeah. Very funny. I might make it almost as if you guys we have a guest and I know that you'd like to forget about everybody who's not Jamie and Jamie. But we have a guest tonight. And you know, maybe we should talk a little bit. So let's reset the guest. And now we're gonna set this up like we're just picking you up on the phone. And we're gonna wait none of that was recorded. No, it's all recorded. Adams gonna fix it in post. We've actually been recording through your phone for the last 30 minutes so we'll fix shit. Alright, so this is the bar cast. It is Jamie bendele Jamie, Hernan Adam. Hey, Craig always gets the equal billing. Welcome back flock. We have a guest on the phone comedian. Natty bumper car. Natty. Welcome to the podcast. Thank you so much for having me. I really appreciate it. This is the this is the thrill of my. Well, I mean, my evening at least. It's very exciting. I appreciate that. You're expansive enough in your gratitude for participating this evening to include all parts of the evening. You could have Yeah, get up and said this is the best thing I've done within the last 45 seconds. Yeah, but we got the whole evening. out entire evening. And that's including dinner with my family. taking a shower walking the dog and crying a little bit, but hang on a second. Yeah. Were you were you crying earlier tonight? Let's let's get into that. Is there something you want to talk about? Well, I started crying with Jamie called me and asked me if I wanted to be on this podcast. And it just brought it was like a band aid being ripped off. You understand? And just the wounds that are there. The emotional pain? No, I get that. Trust me dealing with these guys. I understand the emotional pain. Is there a Is there a doll we should have overnighted where you could show us where you were hurt. No, I it was it was in my soul deep into my soul. Right? Yeah. Right at the heart where the heart used to be. You got me? You got me? Right in the feelies? Oh, don't cry. See now you're crying. Oh, terrible comedian. I'm okay. So listen. I define that you cry on most days. Only the days that it hold on. How does that go? The only reason why. That's the idea. I know what I'm terrible at letters and numbers of names. I have a friend who he called me me. And he was serious. And I it was really hard for me to hold back telling him how dumb he was. But oh, I saw this great movie the other day. Yeah, maybe? Yeah. We're gonna put it maybe on the site. What? What did you Why would you say me? me know what? Yeah. Okay, so we talked about this on a on an earlier episode of owning mistakes. And I have acknowledged that I've owned named mistakes well past when I should have. And I feel like that person should always call them Mimi's. Yeah, and make it Yeah, like a person who calls them memes is wrong to be like, what did you just call it a meme? Yeah, what? What is your meme that word next thing you're gonna hate? Me it's a GIF. He's actually on another podcast right now talking about you saying he calls the memes I don't know if you guys have children. But that's it's a very, we've they're small and they say stupid things. You really have to come to a point where you're like, That's adorable. I kind of want to keep You've been doing it forever, but I don't want him to be a social outcast. So one of my kids, he called pianos, and Nino's. And I was like, yeah, that's appennino you guys that Penina like, we would just throw we would we are using sannino because it's so much better than piano. Like I could get behind penny. No. Um, but I just heard it a second ago. Kind of in love with it. Yeah. We had a previous one was an excellent Penny list. panino list? Yes. Nice. Yeah, yeah. Nino ties. pianist. Yeah, pianist. We're rocking. Yeah. Walking a fine line. I'm not a fan of being pianists. No. So how old is your child with the speech impediment? Yeah. It's 17. No. How does that one I use the younger one. I'm gonna go seven. Okay, I'm gonna pull that out of the air. I have three daughters, all of whom kind of were what I like to call slushy mouth. And you can see where they get it from, where they kind of had problems with sounds when they were younger, and I could hear it. And I would say to my wife all the time, I'd be like, the kids have a problem saying the word these words. Like this is not how you're supposed to speak. And you'd be like, that's fine. They're kids. It's adorable. And I'm like, No, this is gonna plague them. My daughter when she was young, when she would say the word frog. It came out as a clear as they f bomb. So of course, I was constantly asking her to say frog in every social setting I could get into because then this three year old kid is dropping f bombs all over the place. But there's a point that allowed How do you get you're not allowed to frog? I don't know. Right? I've got videos galore of it. What rock shoot. It's a far off. I got to drop the ark. You drop the AR and you go Boston a Yeah. Said the fog. Is that what a soft doros silent. Silent silent are it's not just soft. It's silent. So it was a Kermit the Frog. Yeah. Well, yeah, you should hear say toad. The great thing is we don't even need the explicit tag on this episode because we're just saying for hug. It's just saying frog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, lots and lots of you know, frogs. Fox. Fox, fuck. Yeah. Okay, yeah. Now, have you ever go on Fox? My, my other kid the older one. When he was a tiny. We were We were at a stoplight. And we live in New Jersey and there was a clock and right next to it walking down the sidewalk as probably rabbit. Probably not a rabbit but a fox. No. Kidding. And he my kids that daddy daddy a box. And I was like, what's that? He's like a box the box and I looked at I was like, oh, that the fox? And he was adamant and got very angry and furious. That we were trying to correct them Fox or Fox to Fox. And eventually I just let it go if he was gonna fight it if he believed in it that much. I was gonna get absolutely yeah. Mm hmm. You're earlier and then once he learned how to read Did you bring home the Disney classic the box and Hound is a movie that you'd find in the back of the video store. Oh, poo dropping in reference to you got to listen to all the episodes to find the Easter eggs. Jamie leaves hidden individual episodes. Maybe it's in the back of Fox and Hound conveniently located next to flesh Gordon in the back of Spencer's gifts Spencer's gifts and novelties. Yeah, it does. Apparently you've never been to a mall. That's how you check whether or not people have been to a mall. That's how you can check it's a real mall. If you're referring to their website. Do you have to call it Spencer gifts? Wow. That's a new low voice. Guys, this has been great. Thanks for having me. Okay, I I would I think that would be such an amazing concept for a bit where the guest ends the interviewer. Yes. Good night. Listen, I have loved being a part of your show. It's all the time you have for me. This is all the time I have for you. Jamie, that was a good term a phrase I turned three there like that. All the time you have for me Have a good night. On your business card Natty bumper car. Yeah, we have a series where we ask our guests these three important questions. The first one is, you know, what is what's on your bumper? What does it say on your? What does it say on your on your business card? Yeah. No, it says Natty bunk. Natty bumper car and the king of the elephant. The artful otter, the doer of things and the maker of stuff. Wow. I know. That's an incredible card, man. Well done. Sounds like three by five. It's got to be a two sided card like that. That wraps around to that does it say like see other side as you get to the end, and then it moves around to the back? No, the other side has a picture of a frog. I don't know. Clean. So I got very nervous that I was even coming. Like I'm gonna be scared saying the word frog now. Yeah, yeah. Like I cuz I got very, very tense when I was about to say it. And I'm like, frog. Frog, bro. You're just saying frog. I know. But even now I say frog and it doesn't feel good. There was a missed opportunity that Jamie had. And I'm assuming his child was alive during the internet era where he could have recorded his kid reading the adventures of frog and toad would have been clocker code says you're my friend. She's 16 now she'd read it. And that would have been you should do that. You should or you should find another kid. You should make another one. I wanna. I'm gonna get a video. I shouldn't say this, because she'll end up doing it. But I'm gonna get a video of me asking her to say frog and she drops the F bomb. And then I'm gonna have her now. I'm gonna say say frog. And she's just gonna say a few. Like she's just going to. So she's still saying it was what you're saying? Yeah, that just got really sad. All real Gosh. Wait till we get to question number two. He's gonna Natty bumper car. You have made two of the three news cry so far during this interview? teddy bear. So if you're willing to give back your teddy bear, and you can make the other Jamie cry, you could win the grand prize bigger teddy bear. All right. So that's what your business card says. Here's where are you familiar with the concept of a meat and three style? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. New Jersey is familiar with a mean three. That's good. Yeah. Originally from Georgia, come on. Okay, there we go. Alright, so meeting three. My thing of this and we've talked about it here on the show. The meat is the organizing principle of your life. What is the 10th pole of philosophy that you organize the rest of it around? What is what is the meat? For you? Wow, this is a very difficult question. Especially because we were talking about restaurants and food and I was like, Is he gonna ask me what my meat is, but I thought it was gonna be in the literal sense. What is my meat? I think my meat is imagination, which is a weird thing. Not a weird thing. That's a great meat. Okay. Yeah. That's how I kind of get through the through the world. I think humor and imagination. Okay. Now the three What are if somebody was to speak to the attributes that you'd like identifiable with you? What are the what are the things that are most identifiable with you? I would say and I don't always love it but wacky and gentle and aloof, aloof, aloof? I don't even know if that would fit. But I do. It popped into my brain and I wanted to see how it sounded when I said it's actually a perfect pairing with imagination. Yeah, I love it. Yeah. Wow. I mean, you never have you would never have like aloof with deliberate. And I don't think you rarely have aloof and wacky which is tells you a lot about the past. I think wacky is always accompanied by aloof. Oh, interesting. Do you think that there's that they're always together? I think wacky and aloof for cousin's interest and wacky may not actually be wacky. It just may be a lot of imagination. Right? Okay. That's not true. No, III, I think you can be a completely unimaginative, wacky person. You could perceive someone as wacky because you don't have the imagination to understand what they're doing. It's not necessary to point at me while you're actually Yeah. Hyper aggressive when it came across aggressive. aggressive in New Jersey. Yeah, I mean that's how aggressive that was. Yeah, baby. I'm supposed to make him cry not you got I was trying to get you that bear. You can't win them a teddy bear. He's got a teddy bear. Yeah. All right. So you've mentioned made reference to your children earlier. What is a give us a dad brag This is your third category. Third, third part dad brag. What's something that you that you would unabashedly unashamedly? Anything you just want to be proud about your kids and want to talk about? So 50% of my children like me? That's a pretty good rate. It's in the Hall of Fame. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, I think that's it. I think I've been I'm one for two right now. Which is good. batting average. That seems low. actually know when you say it that way? Yeah. What I thought it was like 10. Kids I've seen like, Yeah, no, there's just two of them. Yeah, yeah. Sorry. If that does that. Does that make you sad? I mean, you have three daughters. daughters are full of love. It's your book. I mean, it's your it's your it's your thing. And if you feel like before either of them were born. And I'm assuming it's the second one that likes you. Not the first. That's why you had a second. Yep. You know, I mean, if you have a kid kid clearly doesn't like you. I think my plan would be I'm gonna have more kids, right? You just Yeah. Do you keep them separate? So the one who doesn't like you doesn't taint the other one. Now, turn it turn them against you. I'm, I'm gonna hope that Well, first, I'm betting on nature, not nurture. Because if I feel like I had one one didn't like me and I was involved in one, I would feel like I had a hand and the dis dislike. You see, I think if your philosophy is this first child didn't like me, I'm going to create more humans, then you're not really introspective at all. Like you haven't looked at yourself and said, maybe it's me. Yeah, he just said nature nurture. Born. Like, honey, we need to make more human beings because this one doesn't like me. I didn't clearly if I roll the dice, I'm probably gonna get good. It likes me. Kids. So students, like me, it says your time assuming it's all came from her. Right? We just need to. Yeah, she doesn't like you. She. I have a I guess you would call a bit about this. Would you? like would you like for me to throw it out? No, no, no, no, we don't want we don't we we have a very hard and fast no working bit rule on this show. But we do have, we have a we have a little bit of a segment that's called guess what's in the wrapper. We don't get to play every episode. But we kind of do get to play every noise that Adam make. We played two different game. One is, is that cough contagious? The answer to that question is always Yes. And then the second is what's in the wrapper. Now we do a thing that we we like to the concept is broken bits, right. So every comedian has things that work. We all know the bits that work. But what are the things that we cling to that are bits that that don't quite work the way we want them to, but we love them anyway, we kind of want to explore that a bit more than we want to hear about that bit of that you have that isn't isn't hitting like you thought it would. But you kind of you continue to try and work it a little bit. And you know, it's going to work. It just hasn't gotten there yet. Are we at that segment? Right? Yeah, we're in it. It's already started. I didn't I didn't know there was gonna be annoyed about it after we had the rapper thing. Where I was taking out a piece of candy. Yeah. Okay, so let's see. I have a bit about my kids about my dog about kind of think of one, the one that you think is funny, but it hasn't seemed to like land. Yeah, I understand. Like, just so close. It's so close. I don't know, insane. You even you even warned me of it. And I had it in my head. But I've been talking to you guys for a while and my brain has gone to Florida. I'll give you an example. Like I've got my ross perot material that you know, just I can't seem to get that to to really land right now. But you should give up that material. Yeah, it's time to let that go. One because I think he's dead. And the only reason I don't know if whether he's actually alive or dead is because it's been 20 years since anybody's considered the question whether ross perot is alive. Yeah, because nobody cares. Yeah, I mean, I'm assuming his family and the people there I read your book and he was pretty impressive. As a business person, less impressive as a political hand. Well, I really appreciate you guys helping me get that that working. That was great. I have a couple of probably old ross perot jokes in my joke book because I was telling jokes in the Ross Perot era. But I've stopped. Now I remember when Jamie actually did the rough roadshow in in Athens, Georgia. As a member of the UGA stand up comedy club, and he would go up on stage with a newspaper, I think. And I think the Ross Perot joke actually came because there was not a lot of preparation in my material. I think as I was walking up, there's a TV on the bar, and I saw ross perot on the TV. And so I started then talking about ross perot, which also explains why I'm not a professional stand up comedian Camilla Harris might have pulled from ross perot wasn't Mila mo is it? Camila Harris, Camilla Harris. Sorry. Oh, my. Jake. You can never change. Camilla Harris. welcome our next guest. David Perdue. Yeah. Oh, nice. Here's the guy who created the Camilla Harris. Mimi. Kamala Harris, she kind of stole a rosboroughs and wasn't his big thing. Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish and she now is. I was speaking. I was speaking. I was speaking. I feel like if I could have worked Can I finish into a good joke with ross perot a lot of time on Ross. More time. NET Natty babacar some time to come up with your broken bone on there. Okay, back to you. thrilled that we were still on run through. So okay, the bit is where I since I say something about how I have to go. I can't remember how it starts exactly by when I go home. I always like to check on my, my children. And mostly to make sure that my wife hasn't taken them and left the house while I'm out here doing comedy. But when I opened the door, my youngest child, he has a horrific thing that he does, where he pooped in his sleep. Anybody else in the crowd and then they're like, haha, and maybe I as soon as I have some more ladies look at a guy or something. I'll be like, Oh, you put your sleep perfect. You'll get this. And then I say so he I whatever can you think like three at the time. And I say if I had to pick them up in a footie pajamas, like scoop them up, and I take them into the changing room. I like the bit like the I'm just going to check on my kids and everyone thinks you're a good dad, but you're really just trying to make sure that they haven't left you. That's it. Yeah. So that's a great opener. The wife conceptually very solid. Yeah, they go into finally kid who poops. I think it'd be great if it turns out because I right away, you're just like, okay, is this an infant? Or is it but and then I think if the like it might be kind of funny if you know, it turns out to be like, so here's, here's where my own life differs from the bit being discussed. Yeah. I have never checked on whether or not the children are there or not. Wow. When you know, never there or, and mostly because my wife's car is usually in the driveway. So I'm thinking, if they've escaped, they've escaped on foot. And they haven't got a car, or they can't be. I didn't drive past them on the way into the neighborhood. That's a good ad right there. Right. Not go upstairs. Right. Yeah, it gone far. I will actually tell you that there was I was I was. I was on the golf course one time, which is very rare, not a big golfer. My spouse calls me and tells me that my daughter, one of my daughters has, you know, has a dirty diaper. She's removed the dirty diaper. She has it all in her crib. And has gotten it all over herself, including on her pacifier. Hmm, yeah, yes. Which is in her mouth. No. And she says, You need to come home. And I did. And I thought that it was semi abusive to leave the kid in this state the entire time that I drove home from the golf course the pacifier still in the mouth. Oh, yeah. Oh, and I have not kissed my daughter since that was the last time I was like, I cannot get that picture out of my How old is she now? She is 18 1818 was to something in their ballpark. Yeah, she thinks that I'm not affectionate. And I explained to her to say that. I have a little PTSD around your children to watch your potty mouth. And I've noticed and I hate to say it for all the things that are child proofed in life diapers are not no those suckers are easy to get off. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't get into the pacifiers is a challenge though. That's that's a champion. That's a champion Cooper right there. No, no, she was definite like it was salsa. Like, she was just, yeah. It was the diaper still left in the crowd. It was just really bad hummus. It was like a bad hummus. Yeah, it was exactly it was the worst hummus ever. So So bendall is not only not kisses daughter, but he also does not eat hummus. No, no, no. Why would you? Yeah, yeah. I try to explain to the server, we have hummus and pita chips. And I'm like, you don't you really don't do that, then you've seen what I've seen. You don't do that. So back to this this bit, or this broken bit. When I wrap it up? I say and then another time he raised his hand, and he said the thing that will haunt me for this month is he said, Daddy, my poop smells like chocolate. And I say so you know that? Yeah. You guys know what that means? Right? And sometimes they'll say little silly things. And I'll say, Hey, we're buying the wrong kind of chocolate in our house. That's a good land. That is a good. That's a good little reverse there right at the last. I like that. Yeah. I'm trying to remember now who I was having a conversation with today about how old? Oh, I must have been talking with you on the phone. I was talking with the other Jamie. No, no. You were not talking with yourself. Yeah, I was trying to you were talking with Jamie. The other James who was talking with the other Jamie about dad brags, which we're gonna get to here in just a second. But about being dad brags about how impactful a day it is. When your youngest child for the last time, needs help wiping themselves. Oh, that's a big day. Well, it's a huge day. It's like freedom. Yes, yeah. And then I realized, though, there is potentially as a child, the day when it's payback, and you have to do that for your parent. And I was I was joking with Jamie today on the phone. I said, I should just randomly be like, Hey, girls. And I don't but I'm like, I'm just practicing for when I'm old. Yeah. And I just want to see which one comes for who comes in? Actually. I think it's the past of r1. She walks in with a pacifier in hand. Yeah, right. I don't I don't even remember the conversation that kid makes for with you when you're doing that. But they always seem chatty, you know? And I'm like, Yeah, I'd rather we don't make eye contact and don't talk. They lock in, right? Yeah. But the first one goes much longer by the third child. They're screaming for you and you're like, you'll be fine. Figure it out. Anyway, and then your daughter walks in the bathroom like that. What do you eat? This smells like Natty bumper guards chocolate. Alright, so let's do dad brag. We did that. We already did that. Right? Was that the dad brag. brag. We did that? Well, we kind of cut it off. Cuz he said half of his kids like him. Oh, that's right. That's right. That's right. I'm sorry. I got so wrapped up into the I thought we were in baseball. That's Hall of Fame. I did say that. Yeah. All right. Well, we appreciate you taking the time to participate with us today. Did we miss anything? forget to ask you any questions? Do I have anything to plug? No, I was gonna ask that last. That's the last Oh, but technically he's right. We did miss that. Yeah, no, that wasn't missed. It just wasn't asked yet. Oh, I think you've covered a lot of ground with you didn't want me to make fun of Jamie or anything like that or give you any dirt on on his history. All the time you have already. Let's not make it any worse for the guy. What do you blog? Well, I have a nice weekly podcast called the bumper podcast, which is an absolute treat. And if you go to my website, Daddy bumper car.com I have all kinds of cartoons that I've made in web comics and whatnot. A lot of whatnot a lot of hootenanny hootenanny hootenanny. A lot of people have whatnots but not everybody has hootenanny. So go check out the fun. Awesome. What's the plural? What's the plural of loose? of aloof now aloof? What's the plural of that? How many loops? This is a gaggle of loops. I don't think there's such a loof as the singular of No, that's not right. I don't ask a question earlier and I got cut off for making an editing nightmare. non sequitur. Oh, I figured it was all shot when you when I reracked the dad brag. Okay, I assume that you were you were just gonna make a Frankenstein on this whole segment to begin with. So I so Natty bumper car when you go to prison? Are you top bunker bottom? Yes. We should do the top bunk bottom bunk question, although we have an official answer. Yeah, we have the right answer. But where to go to prison and they were to introduce you to yourself, would you take the top bunk or the bottom bunk? I definitely take the top bunk. Yep. I mean, how many times we have to hear it What is with the world? How do we have to hear it before you just get it to your head? This is why he became the other Jamie. Oh my gosh, like a universe living in reality everyone's doing. Everyone is doing top bunk. Alright, so here's my question to you guys. Is there a toilet paper and paper towels? over or under? It's overdone. Answers your monster. Yes, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Everybody's in over. Yeah, you gotta be an over because there's horrible human beings. Yeah, there's Yeah, yeah. I don't care. I would actually go one step further and say, if it's accessible to me to do so. And it's an under. I fix it. Yeah. I don't leave in under in the world. No, that's, uh, yeah. You guys all married or in relationship? Oh, married with kids. Okay, so I'm married 15 years or something. And but five years into the marriage, I realized that I had married and under. That's right. What No, it is actually the church has recognized that. Yeah, the fight for the causes are are not pleasant. And she sticks with the under she's actually adamant about that. Okay, with you leaving the seat up, but just not being the over. I'm just a little surprised that anyone would stay with the under like, I appreciate that. She's being lazy and doesn't care. But to actually advocate for that position, my God. And I switched it around. And I found her switch. Back. Switch. She switches back. Yeah. And I will say this. She's Irish. I think you need to install another bathroom. I think you just need to have separate bathrooms completely. I think you actually I'm gonna go one step further. When you leave. You take the roll? Yeah, take your roll with you. Wow, I provide my own roll. Yeah. Until you get like that. You want to live in this underworld? Yeah, you find your own paper. Now they are married. So could they just have to have you like that? Paper holders? They're one over one under one his in this? Right. And then that's what I would call them his in this. Yeah, I'm not doing that. I'm not. You could have guests in there. And it's true. And I went to a darker place when you said when you leave. I thought you meant when I actually leave. You take the bathroom? No, I meant by that. I mean, if you're feeling as though that's a sticking point in the negotiation. To be like, Listen, you can have an extra day with the kids and visitation. I'm taking the over paper. I'm gonna tell you upside on that. You You tell any family court judge? I'm married to an under he'll be like, Okay. petition here. Your Honor. I've got the chart. Hold on a second. Whatever you need. So I never checked on the kids when I come home. But she's an under Well, first of all, I'm very sorry to hear that you have that persistent issue in your marriage. Yeah. All right. And I do hope that at some point you're able to work really hard to grind again. No wonder you're crying. Yeah, give the bareback Yep. Well, and clearly the I I blame the the manufacturers of the dispensers because there really should only be one way to load the paper. I've thought of that too. And that was that was like my I wanted to copyright that or something. Yeah, like there should it should be like a Phillips head screw there's only one way to put this thing on and it's the right way. That's right. Oh, this makes sense. Just make some more. Someday when you're in there and you're feeling a gift time to kill just individually separate out the squares and leave them in a stack on the counter. Oh, no. Concrete psychopath. Please just take one pile. Wait, can you wipe with one square? You can grab as much as you want. But do you just you know it's still just one square. No, it's three squares multi square that it's already triple ply or you can't have one. The square footage of one square already cannot figure out how big a space he is cleaning Oh Got a big area you got a big you got appreciate you being here learned a lot and learned a lot. And you said everything there was to say absolute treat. Gentlemen, thanks so much. It's nice to meet you. It's been fun having you. Thank you. Alright, that's gonna do it for us as always. We appreciate you listening to the show for Jimmy, Jimmy and Adam. We love our sheep. shepherds are going to bed. How about evoc did I cheat